CubCrawl - The Rules (Rules for Urban Living)

#1 Be prepared to Tip your Bartenders!
Your bartenders are working hard for you. Please remember to tip all of your bartenders/servers. We recommend at least 20% of your bill. Tipping $0.50 is not a tip, it's an insult.

#2: Bring Your ID!
Don't beg the doormen. They will say No! You know you need your ID!

#3: Bring Cash!
Go to the ATM, or bank, and get cash! You'll slow down bar service. If a bartender needs to run any credit cards, THEY ARE NOT SERVING DRINKS! Bring Cash, Please.

#4: No Martinis, Please!
Let's not make this complicated. Keep the party moving. Order your Manhattan some other time.

***IMPORTANT!*** #5: Eat Hearty and Early!
Have a good breakfast. Have a good brunch. You won't have much time to order a burger or salad. You can eat your inning, but we recommend doing so in the later innings.

#6: Drink Recommendations...
Beer, shots (careful!), mixed cocktails (ex. Jack/Coke, vodka/tonic, Captain Morgan/Coke). K.I.S.S.!!!

#7: Order as a Group
If your group needs six beers, designate one person to order them. (See: Be Prepared to Tip your Bartenders!)

#8: 2:00 Minute Warning Rule
Baseball rules dictate up to 2-1/2 minutes between innings. Pay attention to the game to know when you need to go to the next bar - You've got 2 minutes.

#9: "I'm drunk," is not an excuse for nudity! - A. Pond

#10a: Respect yourself, Please.
"I'm drunk" is not an excuse for rudeness, disrespect, fighting, or destruction. Seriously, please show EVERYONE the same respect you ask everyone to show you.

#10b: Respect our neighborhood, Please.
"I'm drunk" is not an excuse for destroying or defacing private property. While Wrigleyville has a ballpark and plenty of bars/restaurants, it also has families, children, homeowners, renters, and businesses which make up a community. Every day is not just another baseball game. Respect our Neighbors or get arrested.